再来一杯…… Another glass of...
……玫瑰? ...rosé?
不。 时间早已过去了。 No. The hour is long past.
检查。 Check.
检查! Check!
(远处车辆隆隆声) (traffic rumbling in distance)
案子，桑托斯。 The case, Santos.
我的情况。向后站! My case. Stand back!
不要前进! Do not advance!
案子，桑托斯。 The case, Santos.
停止!做坏事的人。 Halt! Evildoer.
案子，桑托斯。 The case, Santos.
绝对不行，服务员。 Not on your life, waiter.
桑托斯: 哦,上帝。 SANTOS: Oh, God.
走了。 20.。 Go.
-哦，杰米! -(电话铃响) - Oh, Jamie! - (phone ringing)
苏琪(录音):苏琪都不是 和杰米现在都在这里。 SUKIE (recorded): Neither Sukie nor Jamie are here right now.
请留言。 Leave a message.
——(哔哔声) - MARIAN(在电话中):嗨，Jamie。 - (beeps) - MARIAN (on phone): Hey, Jamie.
-你在吗? ——(卡拉喘着气) - Are you there? - (Carla gasping)
玛丽安:我只是在想， 你和苏琪是吗 MARIAN: Just wondering, are you and Sukie
-今晚要去射击吗? -哦，我的天哪! - going to shot night tonight? - CARLA: Oh, my God!
玛丽安:我不想 困在那里谁也不认识。 MARIAN: I don't want to be stuck there not knowing anyone.
也许卡拉要去。 30.。 Maybe Carla's going.
你知道卡拉会去吗? Do you know if Carla's going?
你要去吗? Are you going?
玛丽安:不管怎样, 如果你愿意的话给我打电话。 MARIAN: Anyway, call me if you would.
来吧，回到妈妈身边。 Come on, back to mama.
玛丽安:希望你和苏琪 我们做得很好。 MARIAN: Hope you and Sukie are doing well.
想你，朋友。这是玛丽安。 Miss you, friend. It's Marian.
嘿。玛丽安。 Hey. Marian.
嗨,巴特。 Hi, Bart.
喂，你在干什么 明天晚上吗? Say, what are you doing tomorrow night?
有一场菲什乐队的音乐会。 There's a Phish concert.
怎么啦？ What?
网络钓鱼音乐会。 Phish concert.
很棒的果酱乐队， 在市政中心。 Great jam band, at the Civic Center.
是的，哦，我… Yeah, oh, I...
ph。 P-H.
我知道怎么拼写Phish。 I know how to spell Phish.
是的，当然。 我不是故意的…… Y-Yeah, of course. I didn't mean to...
-我是说… -对不起，我有约会。 - Y-You know, I just meant... - Sorry, I have an engagement.
好吧。游手好闲的人。(笑) Okay. Bummer. (chuckles)
我不是故意的，你知道… Didn't mean to, you know...
这很好。 That's fine.
不管怎样，那…… Anyhoo, what about...
请不要使用 这个表达式。 Please don't use that expression.
-什么表情? ——“Anyhoo”。 - What expression? -"Anyhoo."
(笑): 这不是一种表达。 (laughs): It's not an expression.
这是什么? What is it?
一个字。 A word.
请不要用那个词。 Please don't use that word.
好吧。星期三有空吗? Okay. You-you free Wednesday?
而且，这根本不是一个词。 不是真的。 Plus, it's not even a word. Not really.
好的,当然。 星期三有空一起吃晚饭吗? Okay, sure. Free for dinner Wednesday?
有一个新的地方 离我近的是蒙大拿。 There's a new place near me, Montana's.
非常好。 It's very good.
是的，这里的食物很时髦， 但它是超级美味的。 Yeah, the food is trendy, but it's super gourmet.
不，我有约会 星期三。 No, I have an engagement Wednesday.
好吧。嗯。周三。 Okay. Huh. Wednesday, too.
人们通常不会 称之为“约定”。 People don't usually call them "engagements."
要我告诉你怎么说话吗? Do I tell you how to speak?
是的。 Yes.
事实依然如此。 The fact remains.
订婚。 The engagement.
这是正确的。 That's right.
哦,我的。 Oh, my.
我的天啊。哦! Oh, my God. Oh!
我的上帝! My God!
苏琪(录音):苏琪都不是 和杰米现在都在这里。 SUKIE (recorded): Neither Sukie nor Jamie are here right now.
—请留言。 -(机器发出哔哔声) - Leave a message. - (machine beeps)
杰米:天哪，玛丽安， 不要在做爱的时候给我打电话。 JAMIE: Jesus, Marian, don't call me during sex.
是的，我今晚就去。 Yes, I am going tonight.
苏琪:做爱的时候? SUKIE: During sex?
-嗨，苏琪。 -苏琪:哇。 - Hi, Sukie. - SUKIE: Wow.
——谁?在这里吗? -苏琪:是的，在那儿。 - Who? Here? - SUKIE: Yes, there.
没人在这里，宝贝。 Oh, no one's here, babe.
-我刚刚在打飞机。 -啊哈。 - I was just masturbating. - SUKIE: Uh-huh.
我……我的时间。 Me... me time.
我把视频关小点。 Let me turn the video down.
卡拉:没有。 CARLA: No.
-玛丽安:什么? ——没有。 - MARIAN: What? - No.
没有什么，卡拉? No what, Carla?
你不能穿这个。 You're not wearing that.
-我刚下班回来 -我来自托莱多。 - I just came from work. - I came from Toledo.
我穿得不像那样。 I don't dress like it.
-杰米在吗? -好吧，听着。 - Is Jamie here? - Okay, look.
把外套穿上。 把里面的衬衫脱掉。 Keep the coat on. Take the shirt off underneath.
炫耀我的胸部? And flaunt my breasts?
我不是来兜售商品的。 I'm not here to peddle my wares.
不然你为什么会在这里? Why else would you be here?
社交。 To socialize.
最近我听到的都是"千年虫，千年虫" All I hear lately is "Y2K, Y2K."
但是杰米·多布斯 是想说… One hundred.。 But Jamie Dobbs is here to say...
为什么不是2K? Why not 2K?
新千年，来吧。 New millennium, bring it on.
哦,是的。这是最后一个 1999年身体射击比赛冠军 Oh, yeah. It's the last body shot competition of 1999
在Sugar 'n Spice， here at Sugar 'n Spice,
杰米是 上个月的冠军， and Jamie is last month's winner,
所以我们要给你撒点盐。 so we are gonna salt you up.
告诉我们在哪里 第一口就完了，宝贝。 Show us where the first lick goes, babe.
(叹气)那么，第一次舔…… (sighs) So, first lick...
在这里。 Here.
天啊，看看那个荡妇。 God, look at that slut.
哦。嗨,茶水壶。 Oh. Hi, Sukie.
苏琪:别把那个女人 SUKIE: Don't put that woman
在一群人面前 拿着麦克风。 in front of a crowd with a microphone.
-杰米:然后第二次舔…… -她喜欢娱乐 - JAMIE: And then second lick... - Well, she likes to entertain.
女:噢! 脱下来!脱下来! WOMAN: Ooh! Take it off! Take it off!
在这里。 Here.
然后她得到 这种强化。 And then she gets this reinforcement.
-然后第三舔… -你知道她在和谁上床吗? - JAMIE: And then third lick... - Do you know who she's fucking?
我不知道 她有男朋友了。 I don't know that she's seeing anyone.
她当然是在和你约会。 She's seeing you, of course.
女士:我能借你的衬衫吗? WOMAN: Can I have your shirt?
在这里。 Here.
她是个自由的人。 She's a free spirit.
-我很佩服她。 (嘲笑) - I admire her. - (scoffs)
免费的。 是的，这就是问题所在。 Free. Yeah, that's the problem.
在她的阴部放个仪表 我们都可以退休了! Put a meter on her pussy, we could all retire!
这不公平，苏琪。 That's not fair, Sukie.
还有青柠角……就在这里! And a lime wedge... right here!
把它拿出来! Pull that out!
那不是公共容器! That is not a public receptacle!
-有人会被撞的。 - JAMIE:哦。嗨,茶水壶。 - Somebody's gonna get hit. - JAMIE: Oh. Hi, Sukie.
杰米: 我受够了爱。 JAMIE: I've had it with love.
我认识吟游诗人和行吟诗人 都很兴奋， I know bards and troubadours are high on it,
但我不相信 它与现代有关 but I don't believe it's relevant to the modern
20岁，马上就要21岁了 世纪的女同性恋。 20th-- soon-to-be 21st-- century lesbian.
这里有一些胡萝卜。 那些豌豆已经解冻了。 Here are some carrots. Those peas are thawed.
-这是 它会给你带来什么。 ——嗯。 - This right here is what it gets you. - Mm-hmm.
所以我想出了一个计划 我的朋友。 So I've hatched a plan, my friend.
如果你能来帮我 If you'll come help me
移动我的东西 明天从苏琪家出来… move my shit out of Sukie's tomorrow...
我没有得到 在这中间。 I'm not getting in the middle of that.
我有我自己的问题。 I have my own problems.
有什么问题吗? What problems?
内部的。 Internal.
——内部? ——是的。 - Internal? - Yes.
我不知道 不然怎么说呢? I don't know how else to put it.
的问题 我内心的感受。 Problems with what I feel internally.
你怎么能 内部问题? How can you have internal problems?
你的屁股都被堵上了。 You got your ass all bricked up.
我不确定，亲爱的， 你曾经有过的 I'm not certain, honey darling, that you have ever
到达任何孔的深处 挖出你的灵魂 reached deep inside any orifice to scoop out your soul
然后无耻地抛弃它 看着一个人 and fling it shamelessly at a fellow human being
羞辱自己 卑躬屈膝，哭泣 and humiliate yourself and grovel and weep
感受你的自我 完全分解, and feel your ego completely disintegrate,
也被称为 爱的荣耀。 otherwise known as the glory of love.
请不要吃那些豌豆。 Please don't eat those peas.
我的计划是: 你来帮我收拾行李 Now, my plan is: you come help me pack,
-然后我们两个… -不行。我要离开这里。 - and then we two... - I can't. I'm leaving town.
怎么啦？我也是。 这就是我的计划。 What? I am, too. That was my plan.
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
塔拉哈西,佛罗里达州。 Tallahassee, Florida.
为什么会有人去 去佛罗里达的塔拉哈西? Why would anybody go to Tallahassee, Florida?
我的阿姨埃利斯住在那里。 My Aunt Ellis lives there.
她动不了吗? Can't she move?
塔拉哈西非常好。 Tallahassee is very nice.
它既不炫目又不恶心 像迈阿密。 It's not glitzy and gross like Miami.
它有活橡木 和西班牙苔藓。 It has live oak and Spanish moss.
我和埃利斯阿姨去 圣马可野生动物保护区。 Me and Aunt Ellis go to the St. Marks Wildlife Preserve.
那里有很好的观鸟机会。 There's good birding.
观鸟? Birding?
我怎么会错过这个? How have I missed out on this?
非常愉快。 It's very pleasant.
所以你就想到了这个 你屁股上的野毛变成了鸟。 So you just came up with this wild hair in your ass to bird.
我一直不开心， I've been unhappy,
我开始抓狂了 在工作中， and I'm starting to snap at people at work,
这对他们不公平。 and it's not fair to them.
我只是对自己没有耐心。 I'm only impatient with myself.
我们可以解决这个问题。 Well, we can fix that.
我们会让你正常运转 很快。 We'll have you running right in no time.
这就是为什么我们要 这次一起旅行，亲爱的宝贝。 That's why we take this trip together, honey babe.
我们一起努力，一起努力。 We get our shit together, together.
你看，我本来打算 休息一段时间， See, I was gonna take some time off,
开车离开， 随便去哪吃顿便饭。 get a drive-away, just go potluck anywhere.
现在你可以跟我走了 Now you can come with me,
我们可以去塔拉哈西 和鸟。 and we can go to Tallahassee and bird.
什么是免下车? What's a drive-away?
免费单程租赁。 Free one-way rental.
你把车送到 到某个客户那里 You deliver the car to wherever some client
汽车公司的老板 想要, of the drive-away company wants it,
如果有的话 离目的地很近。 if they got one going near your destination.
我不知道 如果你喜欢埃利斯阿姨的话。 I don't know if you'll like Aunt Ellis.
你在开玩笑吧?一个鸟人? Are you kidding? A birder?
我会穿 我又大又旧的草帽， I'll wear my great big old straw hat,
她正准备这么做 我爱你。 and she is going to L-O-V-E love me.
你知道的 父母之类的爱我。 You know how parents and such love me.
他们觉得我很有魅力。 They think I got charisma.
“哦,玛丽安, 你那爱说话的朋友是谁? "Oh, Marian, who's your loquacious friend?
“我就是喜欢这样 健谈的小女孩。 "I just love that chatty little girl.
她是不是很了不起?” Isn't she something?"
我不确定。 I'm not sure.
不要在这里找问题。 Don't go finding a problem here.
这将是 好玩，姑娘。 This is going to be F-U-N-N fun, girl.
来帮我搬东西吧 明天从苏琪家搬出来。 Just come help me move my stuff out of Sukie's tomorrow.
别担心, 她都不会去的。 Don't worry, she's not even gonna be there.
苏琪:噢，天哪! SUKIE: Oh, God!
-(啜泣):拿去吧!哦,上帝! -(电钻呼呼响) - (sobbing): Take it! Oh, God! - (power drill whirring)
茶水壶,不要。 你在干什么? Sukie, don't. What are you doing?
-我不想要了。 -(狗叫) - I don't want it anymore. - (dog barking)
(安静)你说过 她就不会在这里了。 (hushed): You said she wouldn't be here.
苏琪，我只是拿 我自己的东西。 Sukie, I'm just taking my own stuff.
那是一份礼物。 That was a gift.
我想把它给你。 I wanted you to have it.
如果不是，我不想要 都要用它! I don't want it if we're not going to both use it!
苏琪，这是你的假阳具。 Sukie, it's your wall dildo.
不，不，不。 No, no, no, no.
还有爱丽丝。 And take Alice, too.
我从来就不喜欢她。 I never liked her.
她不停地叫! And she won't stop barking!
苏琪，我怎么能带狗去呢? 我没有家。 How can I take the dog, Sukie? I don't have a home.
记得吗，是你把我赶出去的? Remember, you kicked me out?
爱丽丝。比如墙上的假阳具。 Take Alice. Take the wall dildo.
是你的假阳具， 苏珊娜。 It's your dildo, Susanne.
Curlie赶走, Curlie's Drive-Away,
宾州最值得信赖的 姓名在汽车送货。 Pennsylvania's most trusted name in car delivery.
Curlie说话。 Curlie speaking.
男(在电话中):好的， 它要去塔拉哈西。 MAN (on phone): Okay, it's going to Tallahassee.
啊哈。塔拉哈西,佛罗里达州。 Uh-huh. Tallahassee, Florida.
是的，你有东西 把这个写下来? Yeah, you have something to write this down?
是的，我正在写下来。 -至天尼威克道14号 Yes, I'm writing it down. - To 14 Tinywick Road.
正确的。 ——塔拉哈西。 Right. - Tallahassee.
确定。 -明白了吗? Sure. - You got it?
——正确的。明白了。 -你能帮我们吗? - Right. Got it. - Can you help us?
它必须在那里 明天结束前。 And it's got to be there by end of day tomorrow.
在明天。 -不迟了。 By tomorrow. - No later.
啊哈。 ——好的。 Uh-huh. - Okay.
好吧。 -完毕。 Okay. - Over and out.
你能帮助我们吗? 我们需要一辆汽车。 Can you help us? We need a drive-away.
250美元的定金和推荐信。 $250 deposit and a reference.
一个参考吗? A reference?
有人当地 我可以打断他的蛋蛋 Somebody local I can break his balls
如果你不出现 你该去的地方。 if you don't show up where you're supposed to.
他的球。 His balls.
可以参考吗? 做个女人? 我们认识的男人不多。 Can the reference be a woman? We don't know a lot of men.
没有开玩笑。 No kidding.
-你想去哪里? ——塔拉哈西。 - Where do you want to go? - Tallahassee.
塔拉哈西? Tallahassee?
塔拉哈西怎么了? 非常好。 What's wrong with Tallahassee? It's very nice.
有西班牙苔藓 还有活橡树。 There's Spanish moss and live oak.
我想Curlie… I think Curlie here...
别叫我Curlie。 Don't call me Curlie.
你不是叫柯利吗? Isn't your name Curlie?
我的名字叫Curlie。 My name is Curlie.
我们才刚认识。太熟悉了。 We just met. It's too familiar.
你是否曾经 塔拉哈西吗? Have you ever been to Tallahassee?
不，我很有见识。 No, I got good sense.
-你的车是道奇白羊座。 ——哦。 - Your car is a Dodge Aries. - Oh.
好吧。那是一辆好车吗? Okay. Is that a good car?
不是真的。 Not really.
你卖那些衬衫? You sell those shirts?
杰米:还有一个地方 在威尔明顿这里 JAMIE: There's also a place here in Wilmington--
奇妙的堤防酒吧， 黄油搅拌器。 fantastic dyke bar, the Butter Churn.
这个地方， 查尔斯顿的李维斯烧烤店。 And this place, Levi's Barbecue in Charleston.
Memphis-style烧烤, 真的很好。 Memphis-style barbecue, really good.
每个人都 查理·维戈斯的， Everyone goes to Charlie Vergos',
-但这只是… ——杰米。 - but it's just... - Jamie.
这是一条直线 塔拉哈西。 It's a straight shot to Tallahassee.
向下和横向。 Down and across.
这就是世界 最大迪克西杯 Right here's the world's largest Dixie cup
在乔治亚州的米切尔城外。 outside of Mitchell, Georgia.
玛丽安: 直达路线，向下穿过。 MARIAN: Direct route, down and across.
我们不需要看 世界上最大的迪克西杯 We don't need to see the world's largest Dixie cup.
我们不需要享受生活， 但只要我们在这里… We don't need to enjoy life, but as long as we're here...
世界上最大的迪克西杯 不是生活。 The world's largest Dixie cup is not life.
这是一条直线 州际公路，向下穿过。 It's a straight shot on the interstate, down and across.
州际公路不是生活。 The interstate is not life.
是的，超过 世界上最大的迪克西杯 It is, more than the world's largest Dixie cup.
你就是我的唯一 想去看鸟。 这是自然的。 You're the one that wanted to go birding. That's nature.
什么是堤防酒吧? 这不是自然吗? What's a dyke bar? That's not nature?
即使是迪克西杯， 你可以提出一个论点。 Even a Dixie cup, you could make an argument.
他说这是一项紧急工作。 He said it was a rush job.
我们应该 明天把车开到那里。 We're supposed to have the car there tomorrow.
明天可以等一天。 Tomorrow can wait a day.
我们甚至可以去迈阿密。 We could even go to Miami.
比基尼和高跟鞋。 Bikinis and high heels.
(引擎加速，轮胎尖叫) (engine revs, tires squeal)
医生? A medical doctor?
或者牧师? Or a reverend?
是的，不，我们没有 给上帝的人打折，不。 Yeah, no, we don't have a discount for men of God, no.
不，医生也不行。 No, not for medical doctors, either.
下定决心 你是哪一个? Make up your mind-- which are you?
没关系。 我们没有折扣。 It doesn't matter. We have no discounts.
我们每天的低价 已经跌到谷底了。 Our everyday low prices are already rock bottom.
谢谢您致电柯利餐厅。 Thank you for calling Curlie's.
欢迎光临柯利汽车餐厅。 Welcome to Curlie's Drive-Away.
好了，我们到了。 Well, we're here.
好吧。你是谁? Okay. Who are you?
-车。 -车? - The car. - The car?
道奇白羊座。 The Dodge Aries.
道奇白羊座? The Dodge Aries?
你是八哥吗? What are you, a mynah bird?
我Curlie。 I'm Curlie.
我理解。 I understand that.
你又不是道奇。 You're not the Dodge.
你什么意思? 我们不是道奇? What do you mean, we're not the Dodge?
这有什么大不了的? 这辆车不是我们的。 What's the big deal? The car isn't ours.
但这是艺术，这是车 塔拉哈西之前都是我们的。 But it's art, and the car is ours till Tallahassee.
等我们到了塔拉哈西， 它不再是艺术 然后开始破坏公物。 And once we get to Tallahassee, it stops being art and starts being vandalism.
妈的，玛丽安， 它会脱落一点 Fuckety-fuck's sake, Marian, it'll come off with a little
-肥皂和水。 -不会的。 - soap and water. - It won't.
-不会什么? -用肥皂和水擦掉。 - Won't what? - Come off with soap and water.
-你怎么知道的? -我尽力了。 - Well, how do you know? - I tried.
玛丽安，这是艺术。 Marian, it's art.
别再说这是艺术了。 Stop saying it's art.
这并没有结束所有的讨论。 That doesn't end all discussion.
我们要开车过去 We're gonna be driving through
一些保守的城镇—— 南方。 some conservative towns-- the South.
-圣经带。 -嗯，我不知道。 - The Bible Belt. - Mm, don't I know it.
亲爱的，我长大了 圣经带在哪里 Honey, I grew up where the Bible Belt
满足屁股裂缝 佩科斯河。 meets the ass crack of the Pecos River.
沃斯堡离这里很远 Pay-cos河 Fort Worth is nowhere near the "Pay-cos" River.
这就是“Peck-us”, 亲爱的亲爱的。 That's "Peck-us," honey darling.
汽车艺术只是一部分 我更大的事业。 And the car art is just a part of my larger undertaking.
我的项目。 My project.
你的项目是什么? What's your project?
给你松绑，这样我们就可以 让你上床，甜心。 Loosening you up so we can get you laid, sugar sweet.
多久没见了? How long's it been?
周? Weeks?
个月? Months?
哦，天哪，玛丽安。 Oh, my God, Marian.
别告诉我已经好几年了。 Don't tell me it's been years.
多少年?是谁? H-How many years? Who was it?
从那以后你们就做爱了 她叫什么名字? You've had sex since what's-her-name, haven't you?
唐娜。 Donna.
是的,唐娜。 Yeah, Donna.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
我的天啊。唐娜? Oh, my God. Donna?
(叹息) 她现在为阿尔·戈尔工作? (sighs) She work for Al Gore now?
纳德。 Nader.
这是正确的。 她长得很像阿尔·戈尔。 That's right. She just looks like Al Gore.
等一下。 CURLIE: CURLIE: Wait a minute.
你说的是你的人 会来的。 You said people of yours would come in for it.
是的，我做了。 Yes, I did.
你打电话送人 在塔拉哈西 You call with a drop-off in Tallahassee,
然后这些女人进来了 and then these broads come in
说他们准备好了 去塔拉哈西 and say they're ready to go to Tallahassee.
你把车给了他们。 You gave them the car.
你不知道他们是谁? You don't know who they were?
我告诉过你他们的名字。 CURLIE: CURLIE: I told you their names.
他们的名字，是的，但是…… Their names, yes, but...
这地方真是个垃圾场。 This place is a dump.
他们开车 而不是你。 They drive the car instead of you.
这很糟糕吗? Is that bad?
如果他们找到货物就糟了。 Bad if they find the goods.
这地方就是个猪圈。 你为什么不找个女孩进来? This place is a pigsty. Why don't you get a girl in?
我喜欢杂乱。 CURLIE: CURLIE: I like clutter.
他们没有 手机? They didn't have a cellular phone?
消毒对我没用。 Sterile doesn't work for me.
他问了你一个问题 dick-yank。 He asked you a question, dick-yank.
——Dick-yank ? -酋长:弗林特。 - Dick-yank? - CHIEF: Flint.
我是个混蛋? I'm a dick-yank?
不要对抗。 Don't antagonize.
就像说话一样 一桶湿水泥。 It's like talking to a bucket of wet cement.
你不知道水泥是湿的 如果它咬了你的屁股。 You wouldn't know wet cement if it bit you in the ass.
你会吗? And you would?
所以，没有办法 和他们取得联系? So, there's no way to get in contact with them?
(脚步声) (footsteps approaching)
本质上不是。 Not per se.
“本身”? ! "Per se"?!
他们留下了一个本地电话号码。 They left a local number.
所有人都得离开 本地号码。 Everybody's got to leave a local number.
我可以打断他的蛋蛋。 Someone whose balls I can break.
现在你已经做到了。 Now you've gone and done it.
北石榴石2431号。 Susanne Shinkleman, Susanne Shinkleman, 2431 North Garnet.
(巨大的) ——(咕哝和呻吟) - (thumping) - (grunting and groaning)
你最好希望你的朋友 把车开过来。 You better hope your friends deliver that car.
明天。 Tomorrow.
(咕噜声和呻吟声继续) (grunting and groaning continue)
(叹气)这太棒了。 (sighs) This is great.
这太淫荡了。 我喜欢这个。 This is so slutty. I love this.
希望他们有明信片。 -杰米? - Hope they have postcards. - Uh, Jamie?
好吧, 让我们穿上战衣吧。 All right, let's put on our war paint.
黄油搅拌器等着你。 The Butter Churn awaits.
吉米, 我想我更愿意…… Jamie, I think I'd prefer to...
不。不，不要。 No. No, don't even.
你跟我来。 You come with me.
我来告诉你怎么做。 I'll show you how this is done.
你好。你知道吗? 黄油搅拌器在哪里? Hiya. Do you know where the Butter Churn is?
这是一个堤坝酒吧。 It's a dyke bar.
还是说， 暂停威尔明顿? Or do you have, like, a Time Out Wilmington?
我是说，有没有一个， 男同性恋/女同性恋房源? I mean, is there one with, uh, gay/lesbian listings?
你不会有一个， 但是你知道吗? You wouldn't have one, but do you know
如果有报摊的话 或者女同性恋书店? if there's a newsstand or a lesbian bookstore?
你知道，萨菲奇观， 类似的东西? You know, Sapphic Wonders, something like that?
喂? Hello?
杰米:信心。 JAMIE: Confidence.
你得表现出你是 对身体状况很满意。 You got to show that you're comfortable with the physical.
这和见人不一样 在NOW大会上， This isn't like meeting somebody at a NOW convention,
你说的是 拆除父权制。 where you talk about dismantling the patriarchy.
杰米，我以前做过。 Jamie, I have done this before.
就像这样。 It's just like this.
一个消息。 One message.
你挖掘女性的身体。 You dig the female body.
你的身体。 Your body.
你就像这样。 You're like this.
不是这样的。 Not like this.
“让我们拆除 父权制”。 "Let's dismantle the patriarchy."
我以前做过这个。 I have done this before.
我不是一个女教师。 I am not a schoolmarm.
你操别人 这对拉尔夫·纳德有用。 You fuck people that work for Ralph Nader.
-不仅如此。 -只有过去四年。 - Not only. - Only in the last four years.
三年了。 Three years.
(安静): 4个月零14天。 (hushed): And four months and 14 days.
(“花生酱” 由利物浦鸟乐队演奏) ("Peanut Butter" by The Liverbirds playing)
♬花生，花生酱 ♪ Peanut, peanut butter ♪
好吧。 Okay.
♬是啊，味道真的很好， 但它粘在我的牙齿上……♪ ♪ Yeah, it tasted real good, but it stuck to my teeth... ♪
你感觉到了你的身体吗? You feeling your body?
确实如此。 Very much so.
好吧。 Okay.
你觉得谁好看? Who looks good to you?
♬花生、花生酱……♪ ♪ Peanut, peanut butter... ♪
他们看起来都很好。 They all look fine.
罚款了吗? Fine?
比如“你会行的”? Like, "You'll do"?
“请,请 和我一起回家吧，宝贝。 "Please, please come home with me, baby.
“你看起来很好。 "You seem totally okay.
还有其他平庸的吗 像你这样的人在家吗?” Are there any other mediocre ones like you at home?"
我没说 他们看起来都很平庸。 I didn't say they all looked mediocre.
我说他们看起来都很好。 I said they all looked fine.
是的，但不是在 “超级精细”的感觉。 Yeah, but not in the sense of "super fine."
在某种意义上 “好,不管”。 In the sense of "fine, whatever."
你为什么要和我比武? Why are you jousting with me?
我不是在比武。 I'm not jousting.
我问的是这些女人中的哪一个 I'm asking which of these women
你想吐 靠墙 you want to throw up against the wall
就像做爱一样 没有明天。 and fuck like there's no tomorrow.
听着，杰米，我不是 “对着墙吐。 Look, Jamie, I'm not a "throw up against the wall
然后把白天的光都搞掉 这种人。 and fuck the daylights out of" kind of person.
别再逼我了 我不是。 Stop trying to make me something I'm not.
我只是想 让你上床，甜心。 I'm just trying to get you laid, sugar sweet.
他们感觉到了， They sense it,
你想不想上他们 whether you want to fuck them
或者你认为他们很好。 or you think they're just fine.
我必须做我自己。 I have to be me.
这是必须要做的 与真实性。 It has to be done with authenticity.
-你是指权威。 -我是说真实。 - You mean with authority. - I mean with authenticity.
真实会让你得到别人 这对拉尔夫·纳德有用。 Authenticity gets you somebody that works for Ralph Nader.
你不知道 我们的生活是什么样的。 You don't know what our life was like.
你什么都不知道 关于它的价值。 You know nothing about its worth.
那为什么不 你们两个动起来 Then why didn't the two of you move
到圣达菲，同步 你的月经周期? to Santa Fe and synchronize your menstrual cycles?
但这并没有发生。 That didn't happen.
这就是你来这里的原因 在堤坝酒吧里 That's why you're here in a dyke bar
寻找廉价下流的性爱。 looking for cheap, sleazy sex.
不，我不是。 No, I'm not.
这不是我。 This is not me.
你是对的。 我做不到。 You're right. I can't do this.
不,玛丽安。 No, Marian.
对不起，亲爱的姑娘。 我是说你可以的。 I'm sorry, honey girl. I-I'm saying you can do this.
你能做到的。 You can do this.
你可以很便宜。 我保证，亲爱的。 You can be cheap. I promise, honey girl.
最好的自己。 Your best self.
杰米，我知道 你是善意的, Jamie, I know you're well-intentioned,
但事实并非如此 正合我意。 but this really isn't right for me.
你应该留下来好好享受 你在城里的夜晚。 You should stay and enjoy your night on the town.
♬是啊，来吧， 打开那个罐子……♪ ♪ Yeah, come on, open up that jar... ♪
"在城里"? "On the town"?
♬把它放在饼干上 ♪ Put it on that cracker ♪
-♬花生，花生酱 -♬味道真的很好…♪ - ♪ Peanut, peanut butter ♪ - ♪ Tastes real fine... ♪
——(足迹) - JAMIE(外面):来吧。 - (footsteps) - JAMIE (outside): Here we go.
-就在这儿。看。 ——(女子笑) - Right here. Look. - (woman laughing)
-等等。更好。 ——(钥匙叮当作响) - Hold it. Better. - (key jingling)
——太棒了。转弯。 ——(门把手抖动) - Great. Turn. - (doorknob jiggling)
哦。 Oh.
你好。 Hello.
晚上好。 Good evening.
我是琥珀。 I'm Amber.
玛丽安。 Marian.
你在读什么? What you reading?
亨利·詹姆斯的《欧洲人》。 Europeans by Henry James.
哇。厚。 Wow. Thick one.
你好,玛丽安。 Hello, Marian.
你好。 Hello.
那么，这将会是 三人一组的吗? So, is this gonna be a threesome?
不。 No.
不,不。 No, no.
——没有。 ——哦。好吧。 - No. - Oh. Okay.
嗯… Well...
我就…… I'll just...
怎么样? How was it?
有弹性的。 Bouncy.
你的书怎么样了? How's your book?
好。 Good.
这是关于两个自由的灵魂 It's about two free spirits
谁会去探访一个受压抑的家庭 在新英格兰。 who visit a repressed family in New England.
嗯,你好。它们都是 在新英格兰被镇压。 Uh, hello. They are all repressed in New England.
这就是我们要去的原因 另一个方向。 That is why we are going the other way.
尽管有 这只小鸡 Although there was this one chick
我搞砸过一次 来自新罕布什尔州。 I screwed once from New Hampshire.
她没说出口 到目前为止， Uh, she got her tongue so far in me,
我发誓会的 扭出我的屁眼。 I swore it was gonna wriggle out my asshole.
不，我不是在开玩笑。 No, I'm not kidding.
他们说有 高级瑜伽人士 They say that there's advanced yoga people
据说在印度 谁能做到呢。 in India supposedly who can do that.
口交的黑带。 Black belts in cunnilingus.
他们甚至可以 cunniling本身。 They can even cunniling themselves.
他们拍了照片 在医学文本里。 They got pictures of it in, like, medical texts.
你得去问图书管理员。 You got to ask the librarian.
他们不保留它们 在书架上。 They don't keep 'em in the stacks.
你的书是谁写的? Who wrote your book?
亨利·詹姆斯…… Henry James...
美国作家。 American writer.
著名的家庭。还有他的兄弟。 Famous family. His brother, too.
瑞克? Rick?
不，我开玩笑的。 No, I'm kidding.
我知道亨利·詹姆斯是谁。 I know who Henry James is.
又白又紧。 White and uptight.
他们让我们阅读 一位女士在学校的肖像。 They had us read Portrait of a Lady in school.
天啊，那真是一本好书。 Boy, that was a great read.
就像某人拖着刚出生一天的婴儿 意大利面划过我的乳房。 Like somebody dragging day-old spaghetti across my tits.
(笑) 这是一个非常贴切的比喻。 (chuckles) That's a very apt simile.
他的散文错综复杂。 -是的。 - His prose is labyrinthine. - Yeah.
别让我再读这本书了。 Put me off the whole book thing.
事实上，亨利·詹姆斯 我不读书的原因。 Henry James is, in fact, the reason that I don't read.
——嗯。 -除了路标。 - Uh-huh. - Except road signs.
嗯,是的。我不认为 你应该带 谁回房间去。 Uh-huh, yeah. I don't think you should've brought someone back to the room.
好吧。 Okay.
我就知道会这样。 I knew this was coming.
你觉得我是什么感觉? How do you think I felt?
你告诉我的 在城里度过一个夜晚。 You told me to have a night on the town.
是的，人们会说一些事情。 这并不总是他们的感觉。 Yeah, people say things. It's not always what they feel.
是啊，我来自德克萨斯州。 我们不会读心术。 Yeah, well, I'm from Texas. We don't read minds.
我们进行手术 握手的基础。 We operate on a handshake basis.
-什么意思? ——“你好。你好吗? - What does that mean? -"Hiya. How you doing?
“那辆凯迪拉克多少钱?” "How much for that Cadillac car?
您要几分熟的 口交?”德州! How would you like to have oral sex?" Texas!
——好的。 -你从哪里来，姑娘? - Okay. - Where you from, girl?
-不是德州。 -我知道。 - Not Texas. - I know that.
-那你为什么问这个? ——我…… - Well, then why'd you ask? - I...
♬你教我♬ ♪ You teach me ♪
我不知道。我… I don't know. I'm...
♬你教我♬ ♪ You teach me ♪
♬你♬ ♪ You ♪
对不起。 Sorry.
♬教我吧♬ ♪ Teach me ♪
♬你教我…♪ ♪ You teach me... ♪
不。我很抱歉。 No. I'm sorry.
你为什么感到抱歉? Why are you sorry?
你很好。我有点… You're good. I'm a little...
不，我有时候是个大婴儿。 No, I'm a big baby sometimes.
-吉诺叔叔家! -(轮胎尖叫，喇叭鸣响) - Uncle Gino's! - (tires squeal, horn honks)
你不能去 要相信这一点。 You are not going to believe this.
看到那边了吗? See over there?
UNG足球队。 UNG soccer team.
玛丽安: 啊哈。 MARIAN: Uh-huh.
我在多琳旁边排队， 船长。 I was in line next to Doreen, the captain.
玛丽安: 啊哈。 MARIAN: Uh-huh.
杰米: 她们是坚定的女同性恋， JAMIE: They're very committed lesbians,
他们已经在路上了 到乔治亚州的玛丽埃塔， and they're on their way to Marietta, Georgia,
我们正好在路上。 which is practically on our way.
不完全是。 Not exactly.
我们应该去送货 今天的车。 We were supposed to deliver the car today.
我们看看地图吧， 看有多久…… Should we look at the map, see how long...
杰米:别管地图了。 今天的比赛之后， JAMIE: Forget the map. After today's game,
这些女孩会 地下室派对。 these girls are gonna have a basement party.
猜猜谁被邀请了。 And guess who's invited.
我相信你会的。 I'm sure you are.
Nuh-uh。 Nuh-uh.
我们。 Us.
你看到了什么? You see?
倒霉的事发生在 你在吉诺叔叔家吃饭。 Shit happens when you eat at Uncle Gino's.
——目标!目标! ——(笑声) - Goal! Goal! - (laughter)
♪♪ ♪ ♪
喂? Hello?
男士(通过电话):嗯， 我在这儿，大拇指翘在屁股上。 MAN (over phone): Well, here I am, my thumb up my ass.
-他们没有。 ——没有。 - They didn't. - No.
没关系。 我们有B计划。 That's all right. We've got a plan B.
另一种找回他们的方法? Another way to get them back?
-是的，先生。 ——(柯莉呻吟) - Yes, sir. - (Curlie groaning)
-我不会一直等下去的 -是的，先生。 - I'm not gonna wait forever. - Yes, sir.
我明白，先生。 I understand that, sir.
你明白吗? You do understand?
-我向你保证 -你说得对。 - You got my word on it. - Your word.
-让我…(叹息) -(点击，拨号音) - Let me just... (sighs) - (click, dial tone)
♬我想 ♪我会想念你的 ♪ And I think I'm gonna miss you ♪
♬很久很久很久 ♪ For a long, long time ♪
因为我已经做到了 ♪ 'Cause I've done ♪
♬我知道的一切 ♪ Everything I know ♪
♬我想把你变成我的 ♪ To try and make you mine ♪
♬我想 我会爱你的 ♪ And I think I'm gonna love you ♪
♬长久的♬ ♪ For a long ♪
♬很久了。♪ ♪ Long time. ♪
(歌结束) (song ends)
(吹口哨) (blows whistle)
向右旋转。 Rotate right.
(“蓝河” 琳达·朗斯塔特演奏) ("Blue Bayou" by Linda Ronstadt playing)
♬我感觉很糟糕♬ ♪ I feel so bad ♪
♬我有一颗忧虑的心 ♪ I've got a worried mind ♪
♬我好寂寞 一直……♪ ♪ I'm so lonesome all the time... ♪
嗯…(清了清喉咙) Um... (clears throat)
我们能不能… Ca-Can we, um...
看到的,实际上, 我们只是朋友。 See, actually, we're just friends.
♬婴儿在蓝色的河上 ♪ Baby behind on Blue Bayou ♪
节省五分，节省一角 ♪ Saving nickels, saving dimes ♪
来吧，玛丽安。 Come on, Marian.
♬工作到 太阳不再闪耀 ♪ Working till the sun don't shine ♪
(拍一圈) (pats lap)
没什么大不了的。 It's no big deal.
♬向前看 为了更快乐的时光♬ ♪ Looking forward to happier times ♪
♬在蓝色的河口上 ♪ On Blue Bayou ♪
♬总有一天我会回去的 ♪ I'm going back someday ♪
♬不管发生什么事 ♪ Come what may ♪
♬致蓝色河口♬ ♪ To Blue Bayou ♪
♬那里的人们都很有趣 ♪ Where the folks are fun ♪
♬全世界都是我的 ♪ And the world is mine ♪
♬在蓝色的河口…♪ ♪ On Blue Bayou... ♪
——Susanne Shinkleman - Susanne Shinkleman? - Susanne Shinkleman? - Susanne Shinkleman.
你他妈是谁? Who the fuck are you?
女人什么时候开始 像那样骂人? Since when do women curse like that?
你认识杰米·多布斯吗? You know Jamie Dobbs?
-你认识杰米·多布斯吗? -你这个穷光蛋。 - Do you know Jamie Dobbs? - You guttersnipe.
应该已经知道 是关于那个女人的! Should've known it was about that cunt!
(呻吟) -玛丽安·帕拉维呢? - (groaning) - And Marian Pallavi?
你不应该这么做。 You-you shouldn't do that.
他无法反击。 他不能打女孩。 He can't fight back. He can't hit a girl.
他是老派。 He's old-school.
我们只是想定位 你的朋友。 We just want to locate your friends.
他们无意中 属于我们的东西。 They inadvertently took something that belongs to us.
-我们不想伤害他们 -他们不是我的朋友 - We don't want to hurt them. - They're not my friends.
随你怎么伤害他们。 Hurt 'em as much as you want.
好吧。 Okay.
这很有帮助 如果你有照片的话。 It would be helpful if you had a picture.
照片吗?是的。 Picture? Yeah.
-(吠叫，咆哮) -我有他们其中一个的照片 - (barks, growls) - Got a picture of one of 'em.
——(狂吠，喘气) (呻吟) - (barking, panting) - (groaning)
如果你找到了，给她。 If you find 'em, give it to her.
好吧。 Okay.
会做的事情。 Will do.
♬那些渔船在哪里 ♪ Where those fishing boats ♪
♬扬起他们的风帆 ♪ With their sails afloat ♪
如果我能看到…♪ ♪ If I could only see... ♪
如果你把某人带回来 只是… If you bring someone back, just...
我要把书拿到办公室去。 I'll take my book to the office.
♬我会多么幸福……♪ ♪ How happy I'd be... ♪
(哭):我还记得 还剩下几章。 (crying): I still have a couple of chapters left.
玛丽安。 Marian.
(歌消失) (song fades)
我们还不知道确切的答案 他们在哪里， We don't yet know exactly where they are,
但我们知道他们是谁。 but we do know who they are.
我们有一张照片 的女孩。我们都准备好了…… We've got a picture of one of the girls. We're all set to...
男人(通过电话):哦， 谁在乎他们是谁? MAN (over phone): Oh, who gives a shit who they are?
我要那个包裹。 I want the package.
我们会发现 把包裹送过去。 We will find and deliver the package.
在控制之下。 -我不开心。 Under control. - I am unhappy.
我理解 你不开心，先生。 I understand that you are unhappy, sir.
我当然是。 Damn right I am.
我有两个最好的人 在… I've got my two best men on the...
好吧。 All right.
喝点咖啡。 Get some coffee.
你们俩会 整夜开车。 You two are gonna be driving all night.
(警方无线电的安静谈话) (quiet police radio chatter)
小姐，你要去哪里? Where you headed, miss?
首页。 Home.
它在哪里? And where's that?
一些汽车旅馆。我不知道。 Some motel. I don't know.
你不知道? You don't know?
我记不起名字了。 I can't remember the name.
高速公路上的汽车旅馆。 A motel on the highway.
你从哪里来? And where you coming from?
一所房子。 A house.
谁的房子? Whose house?
我不知道。 I don't know.
那是个睡衣派对。 It was a slumber party.
不适合参加睡衣派对 不是吗，小姐? Little old for slumber parties, aren't you, miss?
(叹气)你看，先生…… (sighs) Look, mister...
(“从来没有” 由长袜演奏) ("Never Nowhere" by Longstocking playing)
你知道吗? You know what?
我送你回家。 I'm gonna drop you off at home.
哦。 Aw.
♬你知道这是真的， 你知道的……♪ ♪ You know it's true, you know it... ♪
(“蓝河” 琳达·朗斯塔特演奏) ("Blue Bayou" by Linda Ronstadt playing)
♬又要见到我的宝贝了 ♪ Gonna see my baby again ♪
♬和你在一起 我的一些朋友 ♪ Gonna be with some of my friends ♪
也许我会再次感觉好起来 ♪ Maybe I'll feel better again ♪
♬在蓝色的河口上 ♪ On Blue Bayou ♪
节省五分，节省一角 ♪ Saving nickels, saving dimes ♪
♬工作到 太阳不再闪耀 ♪ Working till the sun don't shine ♪
♬向前看 为了更快乐的时光♬ ♪ Looking forward to happier times ♪
♬在蓝色的河口上 ♪ On Blue Bayou ♪
♬总有一天我会回去的 ♪ I'm going back someday ♪
♬不管发生什么事 ♪ Come what may ♪
♬致蓝色河口♬ ♪ To Blue Bayou ♪
♬那里的人们……♪ ♪ Where the folk... ♪
女人(扭曲): 嗨,英俊的。 WOMAN (distorted): Hey, handsome.
(扭曲的颤音继续) (distorted chatter continues)
(重复): 嗨,英俊的。 (echoing): Hey, handsome.
想喝个烂醉吗? Want to get plastered?
(投影仪震动) (projector rattling)
我来开车 当轮到我的时候。 GOON: I'll drive when it's my turn.
-三个小时后。 (不屑) - At the end of three hours. - (snorts)
我一点也不同情你 我的朋友。 I have no sympathy for you, my friend.
你可以直接问她 你现在也会没事的。 You could've just asked her, and you'd be fine right now.
(吸) -我只是问问。她回答。 - (snorting) - I just asked. She answered.
但是你不能把它们联系起来 对公众: But you cannot relate to the public,
在服务行业， 是一个很大的障碍。 which, in a service profession, is a big fucking handicap.
(吸) -还有那个声音 - (snorting) - And that sound
开始让人恼火了。 is beginning to get irritating.
你的讲座 越来越令人恼火了。 Well, your lectures are getting irritating.
我不说教，朋友。 这就是我的观点。 I don't lecture, my friend. That's my point.
我接待客人。我的反应。 I take people in. I react.
我读懂别人 来得到我想要的 I read people to get what I want.
不过,你 你认为生活就是这样 You, though, you think life is this
有序的人群 打得屁滚尿流。 orderly series of people to beat the shit out of.
(轻笑)嗯，现实生活 不是那样的。 (chuckling): Well, real life is not like that.
你只是这么看的 因为你没有得到营养 You only see it that way because you're not nourished
通过人类的接触，人类 给予和接受，等等。 by human contact, the human give-and-take, so forth.
嗯。“我要，我要。” Uh-uh. "Me want, me take."
这就是你 舒适的。 That's what you're comfortable with.
-是的，是的。 -穴居人的狗屎。 - Yeah, yeah. - Caveman shit.
你不参与 整个人。 You don't engage the whole person.
嗯，你做得很好 帮助我参与 Well, you did a great job helping me engage
那只非常敏捷的大鹰。 that very agile harpy.
(笑)没必要。 (chuckles) Didn't have to.
没有任何必要 对于物理方法， No need whatsoever for the physical approach,
你看不见吗 因为你没有品味 which you couldn't see because you don't savor
生命的本质。 the stuff of life.
我不是娘娘腔的男孩 如果你是这个意思。 I'm not a sissy boy, if that's what you mean.
-去你的，我… -(手机铃声) - Kiss my ass. I... - (cell phone ringing)
——你好吗? 好的，我们在轨道上。 - Hello? - CHIEF: Okay, we're on track.
玛丽安·帕拉维被抓了 为流浪 Marian Pallavi was picked up for vagrancy
昨晚在乔治亚州的玛丽埃塔 last night in Marietta, Georgi.
-就在亚特兰大北部。 -马上。 - Just north of Atlanta. - On it.
格鲁吉亚。 Georgia.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
为了什么? For what?
只是来接我。 Just picking me up.
我不去接你吗? Am I not gonna pick you up?
很难不这样做。 Hard not to.
“夫人，你的朋友来了 在监狱里。 愿意来接她吗?” "Ma'am, your friend here is in the hoosegow. Care to come get her?"
我来接你 一整天，每一天。 I'll come get you all day, every day.
我不会让我的朋友 在监狱里腐烂 I will not let a friend of mine rot in prison
比它长 绝对必要的。 longer than is absolutely necessary.
所以我要说谢谢你们。 And so I say thank you.
当然，你没告诉我 你是怎么进监狱的 Course, you ain't told me how you come to be in prison,
我一直很小心 不是问， and I've been careful not to ask,
但是该死的，玛丽安， but damn, Marian,
把自己关进监狱是 对你来说是个很有希望的迹象。 landing yourself in prison is a very hopeful sign for you.
我想是监狱吧 而不是监狱。 I think it was jail, not prison.
哦。我很抱歉。 Oh. I'm sorry.
你还没告诉我呢 你是怎么进监狱的。 Uh, you ain't told me how you come to be in jail.
这并不可怕。 It wasn't hell-raising.
抱歉让你失望了。 Sorry to disappoint.
一个警察不喜欢我的语气。 A policeman didn't like my tone.
哦。 Oh.
你表现出了一些态度。 You copped some attitude.
我没有态度。 I don't have attitude.
玛丽安，容我说一句， Marian, if I may,
生活中总有一些事情 there are certain things in life
你感觉到了吗 和理解 which you got to sense and understand
为了生活， in order to live life,
其中一件事 你得明白，呃… and one of the things that you got to understand is, uh...
嗯，所有这些 有趣的小生物 well, all these funny little creatures
你们可能注意到了 用两条腿走路， that you probably noticed walking around on two legs,
我们称他们为人类。 we call 'em human beings.
要明白 是什么让他们这么做的。 Got to understand what makes 'em tick.
你的整个社交环境 And your whole social situation,
你要明白 那是什么。 you got to understand what that is.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
你知道这意味着什么吗? You know what that means?
“社会情境”? "Social situation"?
我知道 “社交场合”的意思是。 I know what "social situation" means.
好的,很好。 Okay, good.
所以，整件事 和警察在一起是 So, the whole thing with a cop is--
你们应该记住这个 供将来参考—— and you should remember this for future reference--
当你在 和警察的社交场合， when you're in a social situation with a cop,
没有什么社交场合。 there ain't no social situation.
有句话叫"别乱来" 闭嘴”的情况。 There's a "keep your fucking mouth shut" situation.
有一个"是，先生"的情况 就是这样。 There's a "yes, sir" situation is what there is.
相信我，宝贝， 我一直在和一个警察约会 Believe me, honey doll, I've been dating a cop
两年了，而且…… for two years now, and...
我还没说完呢 我的外阴在这里。 I ain't talking through my vulva here.
谢谢你！我明白了。 Thank you. I understand.
但是如果权威 是被虐待， But if authority is being abused,
-有义务… -我操。 - there's an obligation to... - Holy shit.
佛罗里达。 Florida.
女同性恋… Lesbian...
别让太阳晒到 在这里给你口交。 don't let the sun go down on you here.
你还好吗? BOTH: You okay?
备用轮胎。 Spare tire.
♪♪ ♪ ♪
怎么啦？ What?
燃烧的东西? Something burning?
杰米，很冷。 Jamie, it's cold.
别碰它。 Don't touch it.
我曾经在哪里看过这部电影 I saw this movie once where
他们遇到这个盒子， 电影里的人， they come across this box, the people in the movie,
他们打开盒子， and they opened the box,
就像， 非常非常糟糕。 and it was, like, really, really bad.
头! Head!
不，我开玩笑的。 No, I'm kidding.
这是一起轻微的交通事故。 It was a minor traffic accident.
快停止。 Fast stop.
他的脸撞在方向盘上了。 His, uh, face hit the wheel.
看着一个漂亮的女孩， 是吗，弗林特? Looking at a pretty girl, weren't you, Flint?
不再看 漂亮的女孩对你来说，是吗? No more looking at pretty girls for you, right?
这是正确的。 That's right.
所以，他们是不是， 想要什么的? So, are they, like, wanted or something?
哦，不，不。不，他们不是 一点麻烦都没有。 Oh, no, no. No, they're not in trouble at all.
开车走了 带着我们需要的东西。 Just drove off with something we need.
我都不知道他们有。 Didn't even know they had it.
那么，你们都是什么 昨晚在这里干什么? So, what were you all doing here last night?
-只是玩玩而已。 ——(轻笑) - Just making out. - (light laughter)
(轻笑)哦，是吗? (chuckling): Oh, yeah?
与谁? With who?
没有秘密，是吧? No kiss-and-tell, huh?
不管怎样，我们需要找到 那些女孩得到我们的… Anyway, we need to find those girls to get our...
回样箱。 sample case back.
当我们听到多琳在这里 付了玛丽安的罚款，我们想， And when we heard Doreen here paid Marian's fine, we thought,
你们可能知道 他们要去哪里。 well, you girls might know where they're headed.
你怎么知道的 这是朵琳的支票? How did you know about its being Doreen's check?
我们有联系人 在执法方面。 We have contacts in law enforcement.
不,不。 No, no.
我们应该报警。 We should just call the cops.
我们会的，杰米。 We will, Jamie.
首先，我们应该看看 这里面有什么。 First, we should see what's in here.
为什么?我不想看。 Why? I don't want to look.
-我为什么要看? -杰米，听着。 - Why do I have to look? - Jamie, listen.
不管是谁砍下了他的头 知道我们是谁。 Whoever sliced that head off knows who we are.
这可能告诉我们 他们是谁， This might tell us who they are,
所以我们不会 处于劣势。 so we won't be at a disadvantage.
警察会查出来的 警察可以保护我们。 The police can find out, and the police can protect us.
保护我们吗? Protect us?
他们不是特勤局 我们也不是切尔西·克林顿 They're not the Secret Service, and we're not Chelsea Clinton.
我们看了会失去什么? What do we lose by looking?
看。 Look.
我只是想知道 发生什么事了。 I just want to know what's going on.
这可能会告诉我们。 This might tell us.
我打赌门锁上了。 I bet it's locked.
(门闩点击) (latch clicks)
♪♪ ♪ ♪
-我们得报警。 ——为什么? - We got to call the cops. - Why?
太可怕了。 That was awful.
你刚才说 不要叫警察。 You just said not to call the cops.
在无知。 In ignorance.
不，你说的是真的。 No, what you said was true.
警察可能会认为 你参与。 The cops could think you're involved.
你刚刚花了 You just spent the night in jail.
流浪。 For vagrancy.
我们就什么都没有了 与…有关那。 We wouldn't have anything to do with... that.
好了，亲爱的，冷静点。 Okay, honey, cool your jets.
我们是这样做的。 Here's what we do.
首先，我们去塔拉哈西。 First, we get to Tallahassee.
大家(笑):再见! ALL (laughing): Bye!
下次怎么样， 你让我一个人说话吗? How about next time, you let me do all the talking?
当然，放屁是 你擅长什么。 Sure, gassing is what you're good at.
当然了 这不是你擅长的。 Well it sure as hell ain't what you're good at.
我不是马屁精，也不是推销员。 I'm not a suck-up or a salesman.
啊哈。 你以为你会得到 Uh-huh. You think you would've gotten
的地址 他们要去哪里? the address where they're headed?
我不这么认为，阳光先生。 I don't think so, Mr. Sunshine.
好的，我们有 有些艰难的驾驶。 Okay, we've got some hard driving to do.
-(车门关闭) 再见! - (car doors close) - ALL: Bye!
(轻柔的钢琴曲演奏) (gentle piano music playing)
欢迎来到征服者。 Welcome to El Conquistador.
是的,你好。你有房间吗 两个人的吗? Yeah, hiya. Do you have a room for two right away?
我们确实有一间空房。 是的。几个晚上? Uh, we do have one available. Yes. How many nights?
好吧,今晚, 然后我们再见机行事。 Well, tonight, and then we'll play it by ear.
你要彩虹卡吗? You take the Rainbow Card?
嗯，我相信我们有。 Uh, I'm sure we do.
是的，实际上，那只是 一张Visa专用卡。 Yes, actually, that's just a, uh, Visa specialty card.
是的，但是他们给了 每次购买的一定百分比 Yeah, but they give a percentage of each purchase
同性恋，女同性恋，双性恋， 变性人的慈善事业。 to gay, lesbian, bi, transgender charities.
你是这么做的，对吧? You do that, right?
发行者应该是 就是那个能解决问题的人。 Well, the issuer would be the one to take care of that.
你有吗? 超级加固保险柜 Do you have a super reinforced safe
敏感材料? for sensitive materials?
我们确实有室内保险箱 We do have in-room safes
贵重物品 你可能有。 for any valuables that you may have.
这个地方 lesbian-friendly ? This place is lesbian-friendly, right?
嗯,是的。嗯，当然可以。 Uh, yes. Uh, well, sure.
我们对任何人都很友好 谁想留下来。 We're friendly to anyone who wants to stay.
你有冰吗? Do you have ice?
(《我爱你》 阿西·佩顿演奏) ("I Love You" by Asie Payton playing)
♬我一直在等你， 女孩……♪ ♪ I've been waitin' on you, girl... ♪
就这样吗? This is it?
他们说农场路80号。 They said Farm Road 80.
怎么了? What's the matter?
害怕生活的东西? Afraid of the stuff of life?
♬爱着另一个男人 ♪ Lovin' another guy ♪
♬哦，宝贝 ♪ Ooh, babe ♪
♬我爱你 ♪ I love you ♪
♬哦，宝贝 ♪ Ooh, babe ♪
♬我爱你…♪ ♪ I love you... ♪
这是…唱片名的吗? Is this, um... Slappy's?
这是正确的。 That's right.
你有没有看过两个 外地女性来这里? Have you seen two, um, nonlocal women come in here?
这是其中之一。 That's one of them.
我坐在这里听着 I was sittin' here listening
给小金布罗 几年前。 to Junior Kimbrough a couple years back.
一个女孩进来 在我看来他是半个当地人。 One girl come in here, appear to be to me a half local.
我不记得有两个了 最近什么时候来都可以。 I don't recollect two come in here any time recent.
这是真的。 Now, that's true.
爱情会咬你的屁股。 Love will bite your ass.
♬哦，宝贝 ♪ Ooh, babe ♪
♬我爱你。♪ ♪ I love you. ♪
杰米:哦，我可以派苏琪去。 JAMIE: Oh, I can send Sukie.
但为什么这些人 就在那里等着吧 But why would these people just be waiting there
在免下车的办公室? in the drive-away office?
很明显，这不是 Well, clearly, this was not
你的普通的 斩首。 your garden-variety decapitation.
这是某种… This was some kind of a...
我不知道那是什么， Well, I don't know what it was,
但是他们知道 我们有他们的东西。 but they know we have their stuff.
是吗? Yeah?
看,玛丽安, 他们找不到我们。 Look, Marian, they can't find us.
也许他们在等待 让我们找到他们。 Maybe they're waiting for us to find them.
那是唯一的地方 我们会打电话的。 That's the only place we'd know to call.
但为什么我们要 和他们有联系吗? But why would we get in touch with them?
把它卖回去，勒索他们。 Sell it back, shake 'em down.
顺便说一下,这 不是个坏主意。 Which, incidentally, is not such a bad idea.
杰米。 Jamie.
听着，勒索不是我发明的 Look, I didn't invent extortion.
但是,杰米, 苏珊娜为什么要帮我们? But, Jamie, why would Susanne help us?
她讨厌你。 She hates you.
哦，她有 两天时间冷静下来。 Oh, she's had two days to cool off.
滚回去 在那间监狱里。 Get the fuck back in that lockup.
克拉西克警官说 我可以和我的律师谈谈。 Officer Kracik said I could speak to my attorney.
律师吗? 你是大学生吗? Attorney? Are you a college boy?
克拉西克警官说 我可以和我的律师谈谈。 Officer Kracik said I could speak to my lawyer.
官Kracik 我不是在订票。 Officer Kracik ain't running booking.
我负责订票，混蛋。 I'm running booking, jackass.
-他说… -你想让我走过去 - He said... - You want me to walk over there
把你的数字打得屁滚尿流 and kick your number-running ass
回 特拉华河? back into the Delaware fucking River?
谁负责订票? Who's running booking?
-你是。 -是谁? - You are. - Who is?
-你是。 -不是吧! - You are. - No fucking shit!
-男人:收缩! -是的。 - MAN: Shink! - Yeah.
电话。 Telephone.
Shinkleman警官。 Sergeant Shinkleman.
嘿。是我。 Hey. It's me.
哦，真是个惊喜。 Oh, what a lovely surprise.
苏琪，快点。 让我们做朋友吧。我… Sukie, come on, now. Let's be friends. I...
那两个变态找到你了吗? ——什么? Did the two creeps find you? - What?
那两个怪人在找你。 The two weirdos looking for you.
我试着帮忙。 I tried to be helpful.
但他们是谁? -我怎么知道? Uh, but who were they? - How should I know?
比尔收藏家, 疱疹患者。 Bill collectors, herpes patients.
还有两个人 你搞砸了。 Two more people you fucked over somehow.
-乔治和伦尼。 -乔治和伦尼? - George and Lennie. - George and Lennie?
《人鼠之间》。 你读过书吗? Of Mice and Men. Have you read any books?
书，也许不是，但是，亲爱的 Books, maybe not, but, sweetie,
我要帮你打破 一个大谋杀案。 I'm gonna help you break a big murder case.
-"破获一桩重大谋杀案"? -(隐约的无线电信号) -"Break a big murder case"? - (indistinct radio chatter)
杰米:就过去吧 去柯利汽车餐厅。 JAMIE: Just go over to Curlie's Drive-Away.
Curlie赶走? -是的。 Curlie's Drive-Away? - Yeah.
-然后你问Curlie关于… -(电台鸣叫) - And you ask Curlie about... - (radio warbling)
哇，哇，哇。 关小点声! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Turn that down!
问他是关于什么的 在附属物的情况下? Ask him about the what in the attaché case?
你应该看看他们买了什么 被锁在那东西里。 You should see what they got locked up in that thing.
(笑)杰米，那是关于 (chuckles) Jamie, that is about
最蠢的事 我可是个警察。 the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I'm a cop.
我为什么要编出来? 去Curlie's Drive-Away吧。 Why would I make it up? Just go to Curlie's Drive-Away.
我保证有人在那里。 I guarantee you someone's there.
你保证吗? 我该相信你吗? You guarantee? I'm supposed to believe you?
很好。你知道吗? 如果没人在， Fine. You know what? If no one's there,
我带爱丽丝去。 I'll take Alice.
真的吗?发誓? Really? Swear?
是的，我发誓。我pussy-promise。 我要带狗去。 Yes, I swear. I pussy-promise. I will take the dog.
你永远不需要应付 又和她在一起了。 You'll never have to deal with her again.
科长(通过电话): 酒吧在哪里? CHIEF (over phone): A juke joint where?
Wetumpka,阿拉巴马州。 Wetumpka, Alabama.
嗯，在Wetumpka之外。 Well, outside of Wetumpka.
他们没有去过那里， They hadn't been there,
但是很有风度 音乐爱好者 but a very personable music lover
跟我们说了另一家酒吧 told us of another juke joint
-很近的地方叫… -你看? - fairly close by called... - You see?
停! Stop!
叫艾克。 Called Ike's.
也许他说的是"迈克家" Maybe he said "Mike's."
也许他说的是迈克。" Maybe he said "Mike."
呃，"迈克"还是…但不管。 Uh, "Mike" or... But whatever.
我想是足球队 我只是很困惑 I think the soccer team was just confused
关于哪个关节 这些女孩打算， about which joint these girls were going to,
所以我们要开车… so we're gonna drive...
别再说了。 Stop saying words.
其中一个女孩 最后用了信用卡。 One of the girls finally used a credit card.
他们抵达塔拉哈西 They arrived in Tallahassee
住进了酒店 他叫征服者。 and checked into a hotel called El Conquistador.
塔拉哈西。 Tallahassee.
我想让你 你们的屁股在那边 I want you to get your asses over there
马上把它处理掉。 and take care of it right away.
不是小酒馆。 Not a juke joint.
你应该到了 在清晨。 You should arrive by early morning.
我在那里见你。 I'll meet you there.
我跟你说实话，队长。 Uh, I'll level with you, Chief.
弗林特和我需要 睡一会儿。 Flint and me could use a little shut-eye.
我们没有睡觉 从前天晚上开始 We have not slept since the night before last,
-我们… -(点击，拨号音) - and we... - (click, dial tone)
喂? Hello?
——首席? -谁在塔拉哈西? - Chief? - Who's in Tallahassee?
柜台职员: 当然可以。 DESK CLERK: Certainly.
有很多地方 我可以推荐当地的， There are a number of places I can recommend locally,
或者就在酒店这里， or right here at the hotel,
我们有帆布鞋 对于休闲餐饮， we have Espadrilles for casual dining,
或者我们在泳池边开巴克斯特店 or we have Baxter's by the Pool,
哪个是我们更优雅的场地 在楼下。 which is our more elegant venue down in the lower level.
也许我们应该留在这里。 Maybe we should stay here.
补充冰块。 Replenish the ice.
(钢琴演奏 《带我飞向月球》 (piano playing "Fly Me to the Moon")
这很好，但是怎么… This is great, but how...
女士们，我们很享受 今晚喝点什么? Ladies, are we enjoying a beverage this evening?
(温柔的): 彩虹。 (softly): Rainbow.
是的。 Yes.
我们能不能 来点香槟好吗? Uh, can we get some champagne, please?
非常非常好的那种? Like, a really, really good one?
服务员:当然可以。 WAITER: Of course.
你不需要付钱吗 在某一时刻的卡片? Won't you have to pay for the card at some point?
从理论上讲。 Theoretically.
所以… So...
我一直在想 关于它，还有…… I've been thinking about it, and...
…我终于明白了 你不是那种人 ...finally dawned on me that you are not the kind of person
一个女孩带来的 在路边的汽车旅馆做爱。 that a girl brings to a roadside motel for a quickie.
现在，我已经听说了 更深情的性爱 Now, I have heard of the more soulful sex
你在哪里吃了一顿美味的晚餐 首先是对话 where you have a nice dinner and conversation first
所以这一切都是 更深的地方, so it all comes out of someplace deeper,
但我通常有事情要做。 but I usually have stuff to do.
Perrier-Jouët 95年的美好时光。 Perrier-Jouët Belle Epoque '95.
你是说你想要 跟我上床? You mean you want to sleep with me?
玛丽安，你必须 来一场热辣的性爱。 Marian, you have got to have a good, steamy fuck.
——(软木塞砰的一声) ——我决定的事 - (cork pops) - Something I decided
昨晚 当我躺在床上的时候 last night while I was lying in bed
在我开始手淫之前 我想， before I started masturbating, and I figure,
这对我很重要 我应该自己处理。 it's important to me, I should take care of it myself.
尤其是和你在一起之后 Especially since, with you,
它一定是和某个人在一起 谁在乎你。 it's got to be with somebody who cares for you.
我说的对吗? Am I right?
不能只是一根手指吗 摇动你的阴蒂和收音机。 Can't just be a finger jiggling your clit and adios.
-谢谢。 -不客气。夫人呢? - Thank you. - WAITER: My pleasure. Madame?
是的,请。 Yes, please.
但这是个好主意吗 让我们做爱? But is it a good idea for us to have sex?
我是说，我们是好朋友 I mean, we're good friends,
也许这是不应该的 不止于此。 and maybe it's not supposed to be more than that.
也许我们不应该冒险 毁了它。 Maybe we shouldn't risk ruining it.
听着，你总能找到 不做爱的理由， Look, you can always find reasons to not have sex,
如果你仔细想想 太多了，你猜怎么着。 and if you think about them too much, guess what.
-你从不做爱。 ——没错。 - You never have sex. - Exactly.
就像我的高中 指导顾问。 Like my high school guidance counselor.
她总是说 这个或那个 She was always saying that this or that
-不合适。 ——嗯。 - would be inappropriate. - Uh-huh.
但当我终于 让她放松 But when I finally got her to relax,
性爱很棒。 the sex was great.
女士们，我们决定了吗? Ladies, have we decided?
别催我们，伙计。 Don't rush us, buddy.
首先，我们跳舞。 First, we'll dance.
也许我想太多了。 Maybe I do overthink things.
是的。 Yeah.
要保持头脑清醒 让思绪飞扬。 Got to keep that brain loose, let that mind fly.
有一次 我和黛比·奥根布里克在一起。 There was this one time I was with Debbie Augenblick.
你知道黛比的。 Ah, you know Debbie.
她有一个巨大的假阳具 她骑上了马 She's got this humongous dildo she's got mounted
在百得牌上 循环砂光机, on a Black & Decker circular sander,
她把我迷住了 就像我的大脑会 and she had me going like my brains were gonna
从顶部出来 我那该死的头骨。 come out the top of my freaking skull.
我是说，我就像 大伯灵顿混蛋… I mean, I came like the Grand Burlington motherfuck...
♬看日出 从一个热带岛屿 ♪ Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle ♪
♬只要记住，亲爱的 ♪ Just remember, darling ♪
♬一直都是♬ ♪ All the while ♪
♬你属于我…♪ ♪ You belong to me... ♪
(音乐微弱地继续 在距离) (music continues faintly in distance)
一个成就。 GOON: One accomplishment.
嗯?告诉我一个。 Huh? Name me one.
至少我还在竞技场 与人打交道。 At least I'm in the arena dealing with people.
那些女孩让你很兴奋 比如上衣。 Those girls wound you up like a top.
弗林特，你有没有 操了一个女人 Flint, have you ever fucked a woman
在摇摇晃晃的门廊秋千上 on a creaky porch swing
在一个温暖的夏日夜晚—— 蟋蟀，等等? on a warm summer evening-- crickets, so forth?
我是说，我刚上了她 好像没有明天， I mean, just fucked her like there's no tomorrow,
裤子绕着脚踝， trousers around your ankles,
带紧张, 喊着要打败乐队 belt jangling, yelling to beat the band,
摔了 就像辛辛那提手提钻一样。 slamming away like a Cincinnati jackhammer.
是的，人们可能会路过 Yes, people might stroll by
再见 在上面看起来很傻 and see you looking foolish up there
在阳台上拍火腿， slapping ham on the veranda,
但这是你要付出的代价 对于交互。 but that is the price you pay for interaction.
如果这对你来说太麻烦了， 然后你就会 If this is too messy for you, then you will spend
其余的 你那该死的悲惨生活 the rest of your miserable fucking life
只是打人，然后 拉着你可怜的小布丁。 just hitting people and then pulling your measly little pud.
等不及要告诉主任了。 Can't wait to tell the chief.
是啊，你为什么不 也告诉他 Yeah, and why don't you also tell him
你 一个该死的社交白痴 that you're a social fucking imbecile
我一直带着的东西 在我的背上 that I've been carrying on my back
从费城一路赶来! all the way from Philadelphia!
(微弱的警用无线电信号) (faint police radio chatter)
(咕哝声,呻吟声) (grunts, moans)
(呻吟) (moans)
(弱): 的帮助。 (weakly): Help.
“大案子。” "Big case."
那个女人。 That woman.
没人能救柯利吗? Won't anybody save Curlie?
(车门关上) (car door closes)
(汽车离开) (car departing)
到塔拉哈西叫醒我。 Wake me in Tallahassee.
司机:是的，先生。 CHAUFFEUR: Yes, sir.
男人: 亲爱的，我们快吃饭了吗? MAN: Honey, we eating soon?
女士:好吧。 WOMAN: Okay.
男人: 哦。好吧。 MAN: Oh. All right.
杰米吗? Jamie?
(喘着气)我等着你 尽我所能。 (panting): Waited for you as long as I could.
杰米,不! Jamie, no!
杰米,为什么? Jamie, why?
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
玛丽安。 Marian.
司机:先生? CHAUFFEUR: Sir?
——先生。 ——嗯? - Sir. - Hmm?
塔拉哈西,先生。 Tallahassee, sir.
-具体去哪儿? (叹息) - Where to, exactly? - (sighs)
是的,嗯… Yes, um...
跟踪。 The track.
狗追踪?是的,先生。 Dog track? Yes, sir.
那些小弟弟很麻烦， 杰米。 Those penises are trouble, Jamie.
杰米: 哦，别这样。 JAMIE: Oh, come on now.
我以为你是 放松点。 I thought you were gonna loosen up.
你有你的办法 通过他们所有人? You gonna work your way through all of them?
不。我喜欢这个。 No. I like this one.
哦，别这样。不要生气。 Oh, come on. Don't be mad.
昨晚很美， Last night was beautiful,
但你睡着了 却没轮到我 but you fell asleep and I didn't get my turn
在滑水道上， 如果你知道我在说什么。 on the waterslide, if you know what I'm saying.
——好吧!-好的! ——(杰米和玛丽安尖叫) - Okay! -All right! - (Jamie and Marian screaming)
每个人都放松。保持冷静。 Everyone, relax. Stay calm.
我们来这里有两个目的。 We're here for two things.
——(继续尖叫) (普通员工) - (screaming continues) - (grunts)
小心那东西， 你他妈的白痴! Careful with that thing, you fucking moron!
-去你的! (尖叫) - Screw you! - (screaming)
我们是来买两件东西的。 We're here for two items.
哇。她的裸体。 Whoa. She's naked.
好吧，没什么大不了的。 只是个裸女。 All right, no big deal. Just a naked lady.
我们是来买两件东西的。 We're here for two items.
是的,这。请，谢谢。 Yes, this. Please and thank you.
-还有头盒。 -头箱! - And the head box. - Head box!
去你妈的! 别他妈教训我! Fuck you! Don't you fucking lecture me!
好了，女士们。 没必要恐慌。再来一次。 All right, ladies. No need to panic. One more time.
请，谢谢。 我们都是朋友。 Please and thank you. We're all friends here.
两个项目。不要恐慌。好吧。 Two items. Don't panic. Okay.
让我们开始表演吧。 Let's get this show on the road.
是的,宝贝。 Yeah, baby.
你是这么大，这么有弹性， 漂亮的宝宝。 You're such a big, bouncy, beautiful baby.
爱不会消亡，宝贝。 Love doesn't have to die, baby.
哇。 Whoa.
这太棒了。 This is so groovy.
现在我可以永远爱你了。 Now I can love you forever.
哇。 Whoa.
和以往 And ever
直到永远 and ever and ever
——直到永远。 -永远永远。 - and ever and ever. - And ever and ever.
永不枯萎，永不衰弱。 Never to wilt, never to wane.
永不气馁， 永不衰落。 BOTH: Never to wilt, never to wane.
永不枯萎，永不衰弱。 Never to wilt, never to wane.
(呼应)永不气馁， 永不衰落。 (echoing): Never to wilt, never to wane.
永不枯萎，永不衰弱。 Never to wilt, never to wane.
永不退缩…… Never to wilt...
直接带过来的。 Took 'em straight here.
还没向他们汇报，上士。 Haven't debriefed 'em, Chief.
我知道你想做什么 会说话的。 Figured you want to do the talking.
他们就只有这些? This is all they had?
他们只有什么? What's all they had?
女士们，你们晚了一天 还有个小弟弟。 Ladies, you're a day late and a dick short.
呆子: 你在说什么? GOON: What are you talking about?
参议员的小弟弟 不是在情况下! The senator's penis is not in the case!
-不在… -那就对了 - Not in the... - Well, that just figures.
加油，姑娘们。 Come on, girls.
最后一个阳具在哪里? Where's the last phallus?
(低沉的聊天) (muffled chattering)
你没有检查箱子 在你离开之前? You didn't check the case before you left?
我… I-I...
他一直在踩他的鸡巴 一路下来，上士。 He's been stepping on his dick the whole way down, Chief.
你干了什么，混蛋? What have you done, jerk-off?
我拿到了那个西班牙人的头， 爱因斯坦! I got the Spanish guy's head, Einstein!
他们给了你密码 They gave you the combination,
但它仍然需要你 15分钟! and it still took you 15 minutes!
-弗林特:我从不犯错。 - GOON:右，左， - FLINT: I never slip up. - GOON: Right, left,
-超过第一个数字。 (大喊) - past the first number. - (yells)
参议员是个好人。 The senator is a good man.
他吸食大麻 一次是在大学。 He smoked marijuana once in college.
我们很多人都是这样。 Many of us did.
-那是另一个时代。 ——(低声嘀咕) - It was a different time. - (muffled muttering)
他去参加聚会了 遇到了一个嬉皮小妞 He went to a party and met a hippie chick,
蒂芙尼石膏石膏。 Tiffany Plaster Caster.
管家。 Housekeeping.
她打了石膏 他兴奋的…… She took a plaster cast of his excited...
…的事情。 ...thing.
她做了一个模型 每一个她的“老男人”。 She made one model of each of her "old men."
当时，参议员 不知道有一天会这样 At the time, the senator didn't know that someday
他会被召去服役 他的社区，他的国家， he'd be called on to serve his community, his state,
也许有一天，他的国家。 and perhaps someday, his nation.
他只是个孩子。 He was just a kid.
(哼着欢快的曲调) (humming an upbeat tune)
他的阴茎消失了 从一只手到另一只手。 His penis passed from hand to hand.
最后结束了 一位国际收藏家 Finally ended up with an international collector
命名 亚历杭德罗·桑托斯·奥夫拉多尔。 named Alejandro Santos y Obrador.
(安静): 你看到他了。 (hushed): You saw him, sort of.
这个阴茎不能变成 商品:一件商品 This penis cannot become a piece of merchandise.
想想看:eBay， Think of it: eBay,
“加里·谢奈尔参议员的 叮咚，轻用。” "Senator Gary Channel's ding-dong, lightly used."
评论,评论。 Comments, reviews.
想什么 这对他不利。 Think of what it would do to him.
他的孩子，他的家庭， 他的职业生涯。 His children, his family, his career.
——(远处有打手在喊) -我们不是无理取闹。 - (goons yelling in distance) - We're not unreasonable.
我们很乐意付钱。 We'll gladly pay for it.
我们只是… We just...
你能不能闭嘴! Will you please shut up!
那不是我的主意! That wasn't my idea!
我只是想 让我们保持清醒。 I was just trying to keep us awake.
我在做实验。 I was experimenting.
但是你喜欢它。 But you liked it.
-弗林特:不，我没有! -我看得出来。 - FLINT: No, I didn't! - I could tell.
嘿，是爱尔兰咖啡。 我喝醉了! Hey, it was the Irish coffee. I was drunk!
醉在鸡巴上。 Drunk on cock.
-弗林特:不!我没有。 -这不是我的菜 - FLINT: No! I didn't. - It's not my thing.
我只是想 帮助你成为一个真正的男人。 I was just trying to help you be a man.
-了解生活。 ——不! - To understand life. - No!
-生命的东西! -不不不! - The stuff of life! - No, no, no!
酋长:天哪，伙计! 你在干什么?! CHIEF: God, man, what are you doing?!
——(两人尖叫) ——(弗林特大叫) - (both screaming) - (Flint yelling)
妈妈。 Mommy.
玛丽安:好吧，我们必须这么做 回旅馆去 MARIAN: All right, we have to get back to the hotel
抓住阴茎 从床上起来。 and grab the penis out of the bed.
然后我们换旅馆。 Then we switch hotels.
你抓住阴茎。 我在旅馆见你。 You grab the penis. I'll meet you at the hotel.
好吧。兰登那。 Okay. The La Lanterna.
我去登记 化名Abzug。 I'll check in under the name Abzug.
-你要去哪里? -艺术品商店。 - Where are you going? - Art store.
女士: 下一位顾客。 WOMAN: Next customer, please.
茶水壶:Shinkleman。 去塔拉哈西。 SUKIE: Shinkleman. Going to Tallahassee.
别问我为什么。 Don't ask me why.
男(通过电话): 重选委员会。 MAN (over phone): Committee to Reelect.
杰米: 我要和参议员谈谈。 JAMIE: I need to speak to the senator.
男:嗯，我该说谁 是打电话? MAN: Well, who should I say is calling?
有人有他的… Someone who has his...
…个人的影响。 ...personal effects.
-(行点击) - GARY(在电话中):你是谁? - (line clicks) - GARY (over phone): Who is this?
参议员? Senator?
是的。你是谁? Yes. Who is this?
有人想要 一百万美元。 Somebody who wants a million dollars.
如果你今晚能拿到， 你可以拿回你的东西。 If you can get it by tonight, you can have your thing back.
每个人的事情。 Everybody's things.
我会告诉你该带什么 这笔钱。独自一人来。 I'll tell you where to bring the money. Come alone.
如果你并不孤单， If you're not alone,
相信我，我会知道的。 believe me, I'll know it.
一个叫杰米·多布斯的人 Someone named Jamie Dobbs
打了个电话 昨晚从这里开始。 made a phone call from here last night.
嗯,是的。嗯哼。 Uh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
这是给她的。 Well, this is for her.
哦，对不起，小姐。 Oh, I'm sorry, miss.
你错过了。 You've missed them.
她的朋友 我刚查过了。 Um, her-her friend just checked them out.
杰米:完成。 JAMIE: Done.
与什么? With what?
待会再告诉你。 我来收拾一下。 Tell you later. I'm gonna clean up.
想和我一起去吗? Want to join me?
(远处狗叫) (dogs barking in distance)
杰米。 Jamie.
我想要的… I want...
嗯? Uh-huh?
我…我想要的… I... I-I want...
你想要什么，甜糖吗? What do you want, sugar sweet?
我想做爱 用参议员的鸡鸡。 I want to make love with the senator's penis.
(呻吟，呼吸沉重) (moaning, heavy breathing)
(远处的嘈杂声) (lively chatter in distance)
(舞蹈音乐的脉动 在距离) (dance music pulsing in distance)
(“火” 丽兹·梅西尔·德斯克洛演奏) ("Fire" by Lizzy Mercier Descloux playing)
♬火♬ ♪ Fire ♪
♬我命令你燃烧♬ ♪ I bid you to burn ♪
♬火♬ ♪ Fire ♪
♬我要你学会♬ ♪ I bid you to learn ♪
(手表的滴答声) (watch ticking)
你是谁? Who are you?
民主党人。 Democrats.
介意我们坐下吗? Mind if we sit down?
♬得到了你的思想， 你转身♬ ♪ Got your mind, you turn around ♪
♬你太盲目了 ♪ You've been so blind ♪
♬你落后了，哦，不 ♪ You fall behind, oh, no ♪
他们都在吗? Are they all there?
♬火♬ ♪ Fire ♪
♬我会带你去燃烧♬ ♪ I'll take you to burn ♪
计数。 Count 'em.
♬火♬ ♪ Fire ♪
♬我带你去学♬ ♪ I'll take you to learn ♪
♬你一直在生活 像个小女孩……♪ ♪ You've been living like a little girl... ♪
我们不应该这样…… We didn't deserve this...
这种商品化。 this commodification.
他们都是好人。 These are all good people.
重要人物也一样， 其中一些。 Important people, too, some of them.
这是其中一只的头 更大的财富500强公司。 There's the head of one of the bigger Fortune 500 companies.
的所有者 一支大市场足球队。 The owner of a large-market football team.
最高法院的法官。 A Supreme Court justice.
♪火……♪ ♪ Fire... ♪
你们这些小人物 挑逗自己 You little people titillate yourselves
的东西 那不是为你准备的 with something that was never meant for you,
贩卖 别人的成就。 trafficking in other people's attainments.
参议员，别装腔作势了。 Senator, save the sanctimony.
然后移交 那几百万人。 And hand over the million smackers.
我曾经相信的 无拘无束的自由市场。 I used to believe in the unfettered free market.
♬火♬ ♪ Fire ♪
♪火……♪ ♪ Fire... ♪
我不知道。 I don't know.
♪火……♪ ♪ Fire... ♪
谁的头，参议员? Whose head, Senator?
别跟我摆架子，女人。 Don't get lofty with me, women.
我们做错了吗? Did we do the wrong thing?
如果他是下一任总统呢? What if he's the next president?
女士: 你们这些女孩真可爱。 WOMAN: You girls are cute.
我的朋友和我正在 等下开个地下室派对。 My friends and me are having a little basement party later.
你想加入吗? You want to join?
今晚不行。 Not tonight.
茶水壶吗? Sukie?
给你。 There you are.
那是什么 瘾君子打电话来干什么? So what was that crackhead phone call about?
你什么意思? 你怎么知道我会在这里? Wha-What do you mean? How'd you know I'd be here?
那里有多少拦河坝 在塔拉哈西? How many dyke bars are there in Tallahassee?
怎么，你现在是主管了? What, are you an executive now?
是他们逼你的吗 总统 Did they, uh, make you the president
小骗子小姐公司的老板? of Little Miss Liar Pants, Inc.?
因为我们以为 他们不知道我们在哪里 'Cause we thought they didn't know where we were,
但不管怎样，他们做到了， 今天早上， but somehow they did, and this morning,
他们把我们放在后面 一辆丰田天鹰 they put us in the back of a Toyota Tercel
带我们去遛狗， 我确信 and took us to the dog track, and I'm sure
他们要杀了我们 但幸运的是， they were gonna kill us, but lucky for us,
他们已经离开了 最重要的阴茎在后面。 they had left the most important penis behind.
好吧，你已经忙了一整天了。 Well, you've had a full day.
-她现在是你的了。 (叫) - She's yours now. - (barks)
坚持下去。这看起来不太好。 Hang on. This doesn't look good.
草泥马。 Motherfucker.
茶水壶: 她在追什么? SUKIE: What's she chasing?
是的。 Yeah.
我们忘了告诉你 We forgot to tell you about
那个温文尔雅的家伙的头 在帽盒里。 the suave guy's head in the hatbox.
杰米:我想是男孩 我能战胜他。 JAMIE: Boy, I think I could win against him.
现在我们要 继续前进。 And now we get to just keep on going.
谁会抱怨呢? 如果我们留下这辆车呢? Who's gonna complain if we keep the car?
事情不可能 锻炼得更好。 Things could not have worked out better.
嗯，我想是的。 Well, I guess.
怎么了? What's wrong?
我很清楚 参议员是个可怕的人 I am fully aware that the senator is a terrible person,
但我必须承认 but I have to admit,
我会想念他的…… I'll miss his...
别担心，姑娘。 No worries, girl.
我做了一个石膏。 I made a cast.
复印两份。 And two copies.
玛丽安:太好了。 MARIAN: Great.
但为什么是两个呢? But why two?
为了彼此。 For each other.
女士们，你们的客人来了。 Ladies, your visitor is here.
我们能去取车吗? Can we get our car?
你知道，她的和她的。 You know, hers and hers.
姑姑埃利斯。 Aunt Ellis.
哦，你好，亲爱的。 Oh, hello, darling.
-她是你阿姨? ——嗯。 - She's your aunt? - Uh-huh.
约翰叔叔在教堂遇见了她。 Uncle John met her in church.
注意你说的话。 她很虔诚。 Watch what you say. She's very religious.
很高兴见到你。 So good to see you.
这是我的朋友杰米。 This is my friend Jamie.
哦，你好吗? 年轻的女士吗? Oh, how are you, young lady?
这是你第一次 在塔拉哈西? This your first time in Tallahassee?
是的,女士, 多么美丽的城市啊。 Yes, ma'am, and what a beautiful city.
-不像迈阿密。 -不不不 - Not like Miami. - Oh, no, no.
不像迈阿密。 Not like Miami.
你能和我们待很久吗? You able to stay with us long?
不,不幸的是…… No, unfortunately...
在观鸟之后， 我们要去马萨诸塞州了。 Right after birding, we're off to Massachusetts.
-我们昨晚才决定的。 ——杰米。 - We just decided last night. - Jamie.
他们有什么 在马萨诸塞州 Well, what do they have in Massachusetts
我们这里没有 在北佛罗里达? that we don't have right here in North Florida?
女性可以在那里结婚。 Women can get married there.
对彼此? To each other?
嗯。 Hmm.
嗯，这是一个创新。 Well, that's an innovation.
(《哭出我的眼睛》) 《在你身边》(香农·肖) ("Cryin' My Eyes Out (Lyin' Beside You)" by Shannon Shaw)
♬我在这里 ♪ Here I am ♪
♬躺在你身边 ♪ Lying beside you ♪
♬感受你的心 及时跳动♬ ♪ Feeling your heart beat in time ♪
♬和我的一样 ♪ Same as mine ♪
♬我在这里 ♪ Here I am ♪
自从我在你身边 ♪ Since I'm beside you ♪
♬我是你的妻子 而你是我的 ♪ And I'm your wife and you're mine ♪
一切都很好，很好 ♪ Everything's fine, fine ♪
♬你是第二件事 ♬ ♪ You were the second thing that I ♪
♬我曾经知道 ♪ I ever knew ♪
♬我以为没有 地球上的任何东西 ♪ Didn't think there was anything on this earth ♪
♬那是你做不到的 ♪ That you couldn't do ♪
♬我在这里 ♪ Here I am ♪
♬躺在你身边 ♪ Lying beside you ♪
♬感受你的心 及时跳动♬ ♪ Feeling your heart beat in time ♪
♬和我的一样 ♪ Same as mine ♪
♬我在这里 ♪ Here I am ♪
自从我在你身边 ♪ Since I'm beside you ♪
♬我是你的妻子 而你是我的 ♪ And I'm your wife and you're mine ♪
一切都很好，很好 ♪ Everything's fine, fine ♪
♬手依然有力 手指挺直♬ ♪ Hands still strong and fingers straight ♪
♬你去了哪里? 看在上帝的份上?♪ ♪ Where have you been, for goodness' sake? ♪
♬你有什么感觉 从现在开始?♪ ♪ What do you feel from this point, huh? ♪
♬要付出什么代价?♪ ♪ What will it take? ♪
♬你是第二件事 ♪ You were the second thing ♪
♬那是我曾经知道的 ♪ That I ever knew ♪
♬我以为没有 地球上的任何东西 ♪ Didn't think there was anything on this earth ♪
♬你做不到 ♪ You couldn't do ♪
♪♪ ♪ ♪
♬我在这里 ♪ Here I am ♪
♬躺在你身边 ♪ Lying beside you ♪
♬感受你的心 及时跳动♬ ♪ Feeling your heart beat in time ♪
♬和我的一样 ♪ Same as mine ♪
♬我在这里 ♪ Here I am ♪
自从我在你身边 ♪ Since I'm beside you ♪
♬我是你的妻子 而你是我的 ♪ And I'm your wife and you're mine ♪
一切都很好，很好。♪ ♪ Everything's fine, fine. ♪
(歌结束) (song ends)
♪嗯…♪ ♪ Well... ♪
(《get My Mojo Working》 乔伊斯·哈里斯和《黎明夫妇》 ("Got My Mojo Working" by Joyce Harris & The Daylighters)
♬我的魔力在发挥作用， 但是这对你不起作用 ♪ I got my mojo working, but it-it won't work on you ♪
♬是的，我有我的魔力 ♪ Yeah, I got my mojo working ♪
♬它对你不起作用 ♪ It just won't work on you ♪
♬好吧，我要走了 那么爱你 ♪ Well, I'm going to love you so ♪
♬直到我不知道该做什么 ♪ Till I don't know what to do ♪
♬我得到了我的四叶草 高高挂起 ♪ I got my four-leaf clover all a-hangin' high ♪
♬我的黑猫骨头 一切清澈而干燥 ♪ Got my black cat bones all clear and dry ♪
♬我的魔力开始发挥作用了 ♪ Got my mojo working ♪
♬它对你不起作用 ♪ It won't work on you ♪
♬是的，我要走了 那么爱你 ♪ Yeah, I'm going to love you so ♪
♬直到我不知道该做什么 ♪ Till I don't know what to do ♪
♬我得到了我的胡毒灰 在你身边♬ ♪ I got my hoodoo ashes all around your place ♪
♬我的黑猫靴 在你的床下♬ ♪ Got my black cat boots underneath your bed ♪
♬我的魔力开始发挥作用了 ♪ Got my mojo working ♪
♬它对你不起作用 ♪ It won't work on you ♪
♬是的，我要走了 那么爱你 ♪ Yeah, I'm going to love you so ♪
♬直到我不知道该做什么 ♪ Till I don't know what to do ♪
♬我的魔力在发挥作用 ♪ I got my mojo working ♪
♬哦，让我听听♬ ♪ Oh, let me hear it ♪
♬我的魔力开始发挥作用了 ♪ Got my mojo working ♪
♬来吧，现在 ♪ Come on by, now ♪
♬我的魔力在发挥作用 ♪ I got my mojo working ♪
♬我是说， 你知道，把我关掉 ♪ Like, I mean, you know, turn me off ♪
-♬我的魔力起作用了♬ -是吗? - ♪ I got my mojo working ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
♬我的魔力在发挥作用 ♪ I got my mojo working ♪
♬是啊，我知道你有 ♪ Yeah, I know you have ♪
♬我的魔力在发挥作用 ♪ I got my mojo working ♪
♬是的，我有我的魔力 ♪ Yeah, I got my mojo working ♪
但它就是不会 为你努力♬ ♪ But it just won't work on you ♪
♬是的，是的，是的，是的， 我得到了我的魔力 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got my mojo working ♪
♬它对你不起作用 ♪ It won't work on you ♪
♬是的，我要走了 那么爱你 ♪ Yeah, I'm going to love you so ♪
♬直到我不知道该做什么 ♪ Till I don't know what to do ♪
♬是的，我有一个吉普赛女人 给我建议♬ ♪ Yeah, I got a Gypsy woman giving me advice ♪
♬炙热的尖端 要保持冰封♬ ♪ Red-hot tip gonna keep on ice ♪
♬我的魔力在发挥作用 ♪ I got my mojo working ♪
♬它对你不起作用 ♪ It won't work on you ♪
♬是的，我要走了 那么爱你 ♪ Yeah, I'm going to love you so ♪
♬直到我不知道 该怎么做。♪ ♪ Till I don't know what to do. ♪